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Post subject: Adventures of dumbass jones and company strikes again  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:39 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Adventures of dumbass jones and company strikes again
... usual, but we were having a truely epic ride and having a rockin good time. But God Damn it if somebody had to come along and spoil the fun. A cop was sitting off the side of the road and imediately zeroed in on us. "Pull into the casino" he yelled on his mega phone speaker shit, so we ...
Post subject: No doggy land  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:38 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: No doggy land
This little corner of my "yard" is a fucking mess. Believe or not, there was a time when it was much worse. And there also was a time when it was actually nice and clean. But those were the pre-Dumbass Jones days, if you get my drift. This little area of ...
Post subject: Orna"mental" fur tree  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Orna"mental" fur tree
Sitting here drinking my usual sixpack and wondering if I'll get dinner tonight, I was thinking about my last post and how many episodes through the years I've actually forgotten about. But here's one more that comes to mind. OK, what do most guitarists and bassists ...
Post subject: Survivor aint got nothing on these two clowns!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Survivor aint got nothing on these two clowns!
... school desks and probably other shit unkown to me. One night they decided to "overfeed" him and I am told that he got so hot that he was bouncing around like a Mexican jumping bean. Nevermind that he lit up the entire room with an orange glow and could give you a sunburn from twenty ...
Post subject: I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired!
... that left thier dirty filthy germ infested slime bag mother fucking amebas where I would unsuspectingly come in contact with thier shit. If I was an asshole, (and I'm pretty sure I'm not, though I have my moments), I would go out and spit on all the grocery cart handles, lick all the keyboards ...
Post subject: Another fucked up thing  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:35 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Another fucked up thing
... of ordering shit online is something most of us have done many times. It's great, it's easy, and you can shop from home and not have to deal with wasting your time going from store to store in all that fucked up traffic. It's such a simple thing, unless you're me. I needed to order a trailer hitch ...
Post subject: Tuff love with my GMC  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:35 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Tuff love with my GMC
... destined to see what I can do. Now I'm not talking a couple of drips here and there, I'm talking full blown pissed my driveway. So I figured it was coming from the rear seal, which is the main focus of attention anytime something needs to "come out", right? So I dedicated myself to ...
Post subject: Lowes blows  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:34 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Lowes blows
Due to my extreme level of productivity, my employer was kind enough to reward me with a Lowes gift certificate to show thier appreciation for my accomplishments. So knowing that Lowes is the only place I can use this card I figured I might as well ...
Post subject: Fuck this deep freeze  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:34 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Fuck this deep freeze
... Mediteranian type warmth, I get fucking pissed off everytime it gets this cold. I hate it. It sucks. 29 degrees and getting colder. I suppose if I was 350 pounds and carried around all that blubber being used as insulation I would think differently, but since I'm not and I don't, fuck that. The ...
Post subject: Boob Tube  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:34 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Boob Tube
... to have? Most of them have nothing on there. How many reruns of cops or Andy Griffith can anyone possibly watch? The last marathon I watched that was any good was Leave it to Beaver for Christ sakes. And that's only because I indulged in too much beer and the god damn dog ran off with the remote! ...
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