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Post subject: Fuck this deep freeze  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:34 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Fuck this deep freeze
... he's actually slept in the snow and thought nothing of it. But being half Italian and preferring Mediteranian type warmth, I get fucking pissed off everytime it gets this cold. I hate it. It sucks. 29 degrees and getting colder. I suppose if I was 350 pounds and carried around all that blubber ...
Post subject: Boob Tube  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:34 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Boob Tube
... I watched that was any good was Leave it to Beaver for Christ sakes. And that's only because I indulged in too much beer and the god damn dog ran off with the remote! And what the fuck goes on with them stupid movie channels? Dumb fuckers like me pay a hell of a lot of money to watch premium movies ...
Post subject: Fruit flies  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:33 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Fruit flies
... earth, explain to me the reason for this loser fucking bug. Only thing I can think of is he had a "moment of bordom" and decided to send off this little pain in the ass to all corners of the world for a little entertainment. It's kind of like buying your grandchildren the noisiest toys ...
Post subject: Renton SUCKS, the sequel, as in number 2  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:32 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Renton SUCKS, the sequel, as in number 2
... for an hour without anybody using water, did that....DIDN'T FUCKING MOVE! She asked me if my neighbors were filling up their kids swimming pools off my spicket without me knowing it.....come on bitch, that's the dumbest thing I've heard all day. Ultimately she said I'm responsible to pay the ...
Post subject: It's about time I........  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:31 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: It's about time I........
........go off on all you viewers. By the looks of it, I've been getting a lot of views here, but not one of you lazy fuckers have signed in to respond. Is it because when you see the title "Randalls Bitches" you're expecting ...
Post subject: Toilet paper  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:30 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Toilet paper
... before they got back, or suffer and go get it myself. Knowing that nobody else feels my pain, much less give a shit, I'll go get it myself. So off to the "convienience" store I go. After hitting every god damn red light, I get there and have to park way the fuck over there. Walking ...
Post subject: This annoys the hell out of me  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:30 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: This annoys the hell out of me
... late for work, as usual, and I have myself timed for how long it takes me to get out of the house, stop and grab some smokes, and a cup of coffee. If I hit all the lights right, I can check in with 2 minutes to spare. It works 9 out of 10 times, BUTT, that one time I stop for smokes and ...
Post subject: Just out for the fuck of it!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:27 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Just out for the fuck of it!
... THAT many deadbeats that work second shift, and if they did, what the hell are they doing out there at 10 in the morning? I'd be sleeping my ass off. So I thought that maybe I just picked a freak day. Next time I tried a different day, same fucking thing. Why aren't these people at thier goddamn ...
Post subject: Fuck this nanny state!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:26 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Fuck this nanny state!
... that enjoys obeying commands, so I purposly don't wear the fucking thing. What I hate even more is these new cars have a little bell that goes off every 60 seconds to anoy the hell out of you until you hook up. Fuck that, I'll cut the wire. #2 Brain Bucket I used to ride a motorcycle before ...
Post subject: Pants shopping  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:25 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Pants shopping
... the parking lot a half dozen times looking for a place to park, I ended up what seemed like a half mile from the mall. Now the fun begins. First off, the mall is swarming with Asians. It's like the main hangout to see who's cool and who's not. Do they actually buy anything, or are they just wandering ...
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