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Post subject: Lowes blows  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:34 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Lowes blows
... of productivity, my employer was kind enough to reward me with a Lowes gift certificate to show thier appreciation for my accomplishments. So knowing that Lowes is the only place I can use this card I figured I might as well use it to finish the track light system in our studio. Perfect, sort ...
Post subject: Fuck this deep freeze  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:34 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Fuck this deep freeze
... it is outside. Fuck them and thier beauty. Then when it snows I have to deal with all those incompetant motherfuckers that don't know how to drive in it. Ever wonder why the birds fly south for the winter? It doesn't take much to figure that one out. I've lived here all my life, ...
Post subject: Boob Tube  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:34 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Boob Tube
... Just as I'm about to throw the god damn controller accross the room, it pops back on. It's just too much fucking work to watch TV, fuck it. I know one thing, if you want to fall asleep, turn it to the Military channel. They play shit on there that has been played over and over again for the ...
Post subject: Renton SUCKS, the sequel, as in number 2  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:32 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Renton SUCKS, the sequel, as in number 2
... pick certain months to fuck me over? After telling her this shit she says, "well, the meters don't lie, so YOU have a problem". So not knowing for sure if it IS my problem, I kept my composure. She told me that I might have a leaky toilet. Instructed me to put dye in the tank and see ...
Post subject: It's about time I........  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:31 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: It's about time I........
... I mispell words and the stupid computer takes me places I never intended to go. Things like midget porn, I meant midget "corn", you know, corn, only smaller, shit like that. Convinced? So get off your sorry, lazy, good for nothing, cheese eating, illiterate, monkey fucking big ass ...
Post subject: This annoys the hell out of me  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:30 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: This annoys the hell out of me
... fuck out of there. Look man, you're a fuckup, you have no clue what's going on in your pathetic bank account, you're either over drawn and don't know it, or you fucked up so bad they cancelled your card. Either way, you're holding my ass up and I have to piss.
Post subject: Just out for the fuck of it!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:27 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Just out for the fuck of it!
Ok people, what gives? I'm a very busy person. I know that going ANYWHERE on the weekend is a friggen pain in the ass around here. Working 40 hours a week leaves me little time to take care of all the bullshit that piles up. The weekends are normally ...
Post subject: Fuck this nanny state!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:26 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Fuck this nanny state!
I don't know about you all, but I'm sure that most who have the courage to read my posts have no clue of what it's like to be truely free. Let me explain. I grew up in the 60's and 70's, ( yea, I'm an old fucker ), and I hate ...
Post subject: Pants shopping  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:25 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Pants shopping
... the same old rags because by some odd reason they seemed to fit right. But the lifespan of a pair of Levis can only endure so much abuse. So knowing ahead of time that if I dragged my ass to the mall, I can expect to be there most of the day. Fine. I need some new pants. After circling the ...
Post subject: First bitch of the day  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:23 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: First bitch of the day
... dragging her ass down the hall, she sits and spins in a circle. Now what the fuck do I do? Don't these "proffesional" dog butt relievers know how to empty an anal sac properly, or am I going to have to take on the dirty deed myself? What the Fuck?
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