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Post subject: Survivor aint got nothing on these two clowns!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Survivor aint got nothing on these two clowns!
... Zone of who Dumbass Jones Keep in mind that I knew not of the dasterdly deeds that were commencing upon my threshold, but that I just feel content to know that we have all survived. Episode one: First off, Kresno is a freestanding fireplace. And yes, like the song says, he eats. ...
Post subject: I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired!
And I'm sick and tired of this fucking cold! I don't have time for this bullshit. A cold is something that most people accept and deal with as just a passing moment in thier pathetic lives. Well I don't! When something fucks with my head 24 hours a day for two fucking weeks, I'm not a pleasant ...
Post subject: Another fucked up thing  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:35 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Another fucked up thing
... ahold of them before they ship 2 god damn hitches out! Why does everything have to be so fucked up all the time? Update: My faith in humanity has just been restored, at least for the time being. I just recieved an email from this place and all is fixed. Now I have a legitimate reason to celebrate. ...
Post subject: Tuff love with my GMC  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:35 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Tuff love with my GMC
... Grabbed another beer and started looking closer at where she was leaking. To my surprize, the whole god damn engine had oil all over it, not just it's butt, it's like John threw up on it. So I said fuck it and commenced to get drunk. Next day I decided to put it all back together. By now ...
Post subject: Boob Tube  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:34 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Boob Tube
... I hate that Hanna Montana slut and Ghost Hunters never find a fucking ghost, at least not a real ghost like Casper. So I asked them if they could just shut off all the bullshit channels and lower my outrages bill. Nope, can't do that, it's all a "packaged deal". So basically they're ...
Post subject: Fruit flies  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:33 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Fruit flies
What the fuck is it with these worthless, good for nothing pieces of shit that just won't go away? If God created all creatures on earth, explain to me the reason for this loser fucking bug. Only thing I can think of is he had a "moment of bordom" and ...
Post subject: Renton SUCKS, the sequel, as in number 2  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:32 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Renton SUCKS, the sequel, as in number 2
I can't hold back any longer on this one. I've been patient long enough. I received my monthly water bill last week. I ripped the fucker open just like always to see how much less money I'll have and was shocked at the bill. Get this....$976 fucking dollars and some odd cents! My normal water ...
Post subject: Renton SUCKS!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:32 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Renton SUCKS!
... build that house on a steep grade so that the homeowner has no way of getting his car even near his garage in the winter, nevermind all that shit, just build build build! Think of all the people paying taxes to us, woohoo, party time". FUCK THEM! And so it came to be. What ever happened to ...
Post subject: It's about time I........  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:31 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: It's about time I........
... think I am, Huey himself? If I was rich and had stock in Viagra, I might have a few bitches laying around, but since I'm not, and I don't, you'll just have to deal with it. You can all get your jolly's off the internet, that's where I get, I mean, sometimes when I surf the internet ...
Post subject: Toilet paper  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:30 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Toilet paper
... I aint sittin where they've sat, period. So I get home knowing the world will be at peace again, guess what, NO FUCKING ASS WIPE! Nevermind that I just bought a 6 pack of this shit 2 days ago. So I yell and bitch to anyone who will listen and ask, "WHERE DID ALL THAT FUCKING TOILET PAPER GO"? ...
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