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Post subject: Survivor aint got nothing on these two clowns!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Survivor aint got nothing on these two clowns!
... So I get up and look out the window for a closer look and man, it is thick! I can't see past three houses down the street! So I'm wondering if there is a house on fire or something, I mean, this aint normal shit here. So now I'm really curious so I go out into the backyard and look around and ...
Post subject: I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired!
... so I just look in the mirror and swear I would kill the mother fucker that left thier dirty filthy germ infested slime bag mother fucking amebas where I would unsuspectingly come in contact with thier shit. If I was an asshole, (and I'm pretty sure I'm not, though I have my moments), I would go ...
Post subject: Tuff love with my GMC  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:35 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Tuff love with my GMC
... diapers for old people. But since nobody makes them for my truck, I guess I'm destined to see what I can do. Now I'm not talking a couple of drips here and there, I'm talking full blown pissed my driveway. So I figured it was coming from the rear seal, which is the main focus of attention anytime ...
Post subject: Lowes blows  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:34 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Lowes blows
... some dude that looked the part, at least he had a name tag, though I only remember his name being spelled "idiot". So after I stood there for 5 minutes while he helped some other douchbag with a stupider problem than mine, I finally dragged him over to the lighting department. I told ...
Post subject: Fuck this deep freeze  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:34 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Fuck this deep freeze
... that don't know how to drive in it. Ever wonder why the birds fly south for the winter? It doesn't take much to figure that one out. I've lived here all my life, with the exception of 5 years in sunny southern California, and I have never gotten used to this bullshit. Moss and mildew on everything. ...
Post subject: Renton SUCKS, the sequel, as in number 2  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:32 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Renton SUCKS, the sequel, as in number 2
... son of a bitch. And my bill wasn't just a "little higher than normal", it was NINE TIMES MORE THAN NORMAL! Does anybody see a pattern here, yea, I'm being blown off. Those motherfuckers will not take me seriously and keep coming up with one lame excuse after another. So now it's time ...
Post subject: Renton SUCKS!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:32 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Renton SUCKS!
When I moved here 26 years ago, this was a pretty nice layed back place to live. I remember going to work at 6:00 in the morning, and all the stop lights leading to the freeway were blinking yellow. Can you believe that? There was ...
Post subject: It's about time I........  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:31 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: It's about time I........
........go off on all you viewers. By the looks of it, I've been getting a lot of views here, but not one of you lazy fuckers have signed in to respond. Is it because when you see the title "Randalls Bitches" you're expecting to see a shit load of naked bitches ...
Post subject: Toilet paper  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:30 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Toilet paper
There's only one thing I hate worse than running out of beer...TOILET PAPER. That is the number one taboo around this house. And it happens too fucking often. Have you ever come home from being gone all day, having to "hold ...
Post subject: Just out for the fuck of it!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:27 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Just out for the fuck of it!
Ok people, what gives? I'm a very busy person. I know that going ANYWHERE on the weekend is a friggen pain in the ass around here. Working 40 hours a week leaves me little time to take care of all the bullshit that piles up. The weekends are normally the only chance I get to catch up ...
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