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Post subject: Going too fucking slow?  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Going too fucking slow?
... that door up there? Fuckin A man, we're not looking at the stairway to heaven, more like the stairway to a game show, you know, like, "if you can survive packing all your shit up 2 flights of stairs, you can go for the bonus round and play music in front of no audience on a Wednesday night". ...
Post subject: Adventures of dumbass jones and company strikes again  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:39 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Adventures of dumbass jones and company strikes again
... the party. Well it appears some lady claimed that batman stuck his bare hairy ass out the window and she called the cops. Now I'm the driver, so I can't say whether batmans ass is hairy or not, all I know is this fucking bitch is puttin the smack down on our night. Anyway, the rock gods must have ...
Post subject: Soggy, mildew, moss, muddy fucking mess !  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:39 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Soggy, mildew, moss, muddy fucking mess !
... have a lot of time to "spend the day in my fucking yard" like most of my neighbors. I have to grab the chance to mow my grass when I can "grab the fucking chance to mow my grass"! But it rains so fucking much here that when I do have time, I can't, unless I want to wear ...
Post subject: This is really fuckin bullshit!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:39 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: This is really fuckin bullshit!
... a bunch of hoops to even get a response. After many attempts and pushing many buttons I finally get someone on the line. But guess what now? I can hear them but they can't hear me, so I'm screaming information at them, but since they can't hear me they hung up! FUCK!! So now I'm super pissed. ...
Post subject: No doggy land  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:38 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: No doggy land
... everybody's mother told them not to do. Breaking empty bottles was a delight, yes it was quite pleasurable. Add an enormous amount of empty beer cans, leftover food scraps, unused or broken musical equipment, road cones, desks, office racing chairs and yard waste, and you have what most civilized ...
Post subject: Water "saver" toilets are a bunch of bullshit!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:38 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Water "saver" toilets are a bunch of bullshit!
... idea, but it's all a bunch of bullshit as far as I'm concerned. What's worse, is the fact that unless you're a business or live in Canada, you can't get a "real" toilet anymore. Again, we've been forced to accept this porcelain piece of shit for the purpose of "saving water"! ...
Post subject: Laundry 101  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:37 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Laundry 101
Laundry is a science that baffles my mind sometimes, and depending upon how much beer is consumed can alter the amount of baffledness. First off, I seem to lose underware and socks over a period of time. Where do they go? My first suspects would be the dogs since underware ...
Post subject: Who gives a flying fuck?  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:37 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Who gives a flying fuck?
... least that he has nothing better to do than whore his dumbass around because people like him think they're invinsible to the world........."I can do anything I want because I'm a rich spoiled pathetic douchbag that makes a living off of hitting a little white ball accross the grass and dropping ...
Post subject: Orna"mental" fur tree  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Orna"mental" fur tree
... feeling a little queezy. So off to the hospital I go. Ever sat in the emergency waiting room? There's all kinds of wierd people sitting there. You can't really tell what they're there for because nobody's bleeding or even look sick. But I have to sit there with a festering nasty bite while all ...
Post subject: Survivor aint got nothing on these two clowns!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Survivor aint got nothing on these two clowns!
... First off, Kresno is a freestanding fireplace. And yes, like the song says, he eats. He eats whatever John and Dustin decide to feed him. Paint cans, road cones, garbage, guitar strings, school desks and probably other shit unkown to me. One night they decided to "overfeed" him and ...
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