It is currently Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:37 am
View unanswered posts  |  View active topics



Search these results: Search found 24 matches • Page 1 of 3 • 1, 2, 3
Search found 24 matches | Search term used: why
Author Message
Post subject: Stupid fucking radio  |  Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:17 pm

Replies: 0
Views: 58893
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Stupid fucking radio
... can't understand what they're asking me let alone having all this static blasting in my ear. It's fucking bullshit to no end. You're asking "why the fuck don't you just turn the damn thing off, dumbass" BECAUSE THE ON_OFF BUTTON DOESN'T WORK!! THAT'S WHY, DUMBASS! I just couldn't stand ...
Post subject: ATM blues  |  Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:17 am

Replies: 0
Views: 59951
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: ATM blues
... it doesn't show it on my statement. WTF? I went through all this bullshit for nothing? Yep. Story of my life. Does anybody really need to ask why I drink so much beer? Fuck this shit.
Post subject: The "not fucked this time' adventure.  |  Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:36 pm

Replies: 0
Views: 63537
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: The "not fucked this time' adventure.
... to talk to his "boss" again, comes back and mumbled something and said they can't finance Dustin for that much money anyway. Well FUCK! Why didn't he tell us that before Dustin fucked around with that stupid application. So now we finally get to see the "boss". Have you ever ...
Post subject: Media hype can take a hike  |  Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:17 pm

Replies: 0
Views: 47993
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Media hype can take a hike
... they're incapable of doing anyway, even with the most sophisticated equipment money can buy. Some lawns may turn white, some may not......ok. Why the fuck even mention this "EVENT" in the first damn place? The way the media makes it sound you'd think we all have to panic. Is your ...
Post subject: Jello filled blow-up doll??  |  Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:00 am

Replies: 1
Views: 59759
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Jello filled blow-up doll??
... no doubt that musicians have a few stripped screws, it wouldn't do any good to try and tighten them because they'll just come loose again, so why bother. A few days prior to our show New Years Eve at the Central Pub in Kent it was brought to our attention that one of our buds was filling up ...
Post subject: People who suck  |  Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:52 pm

Replies: 0
Views: 62675
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: People who suck
... we don't give a rats ass. He falls into the "I suck" catagory. We did however put 2 and 2 together and figured out who did it. That's why we don't suck, but the person who did does suck. This person sucks because they knew we'd get blamed for it and even more sucky is the fact that ...
Post subject: Big fat majority  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:41 pm

Replies: 0
Views: 58997
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Big fat majority
... right, I've come to realize that retail businesses that sell clothing are geared primarily for selling to the big fat people and I'll tell you why. I set out today on a quest that I've been putting off for too long, knowing that I'll run into a multitude of frustration. I need a new pair of ...
Post subject: Piss-bucket-be-gone  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

Replies: 0
Views: 41589
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Piss-bucket-be-gone
... say I was a nervous fucking wreck by time I got there. So I arrive at the garbage dump, er, as they prefer to call it "refuse station" Why do they call it a "refuse station" anyway, they've never refused any of my shit, even the paint cans and oil bottles that I hid in black ...
Post subject: Grocery shopping SUCKS!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

Replies: 0
Views: 37977
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Grocery shopping SUCKS!
... ladys are retired, and it's also pretty obvious that all these young mothers with fidgetty little kids running all over the place don't work, SO WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU DO YOUR SHOPPING EARLIER, so I can get in and get out after working all day, go home, piss, relax, and have dinner at a decent ...
Post subject: Going too fucking slow?  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

Replies: 0
Views: 37910
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Going too fucking slow?
... I didn't notice, but a cop had his lights on behind me and I didn't even notice. So I pull over and he comes to my door asking if I knew why he pulled me over. Fuck no I don't, I just left the stupid place, I haven't even had time to attract any attention yet! He said I was going 30 mph ...
Sort by:  
Search found 24 matches • Page 1 of 3 • 1, 2, 3
Jump to:  
cron

Delete all board cookies | The team | All times are UTC - 8 hours [ DST ]

Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group
Bitches template created by Dustin Baccetti