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Post subject: Stupid fucking radio  |  Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:17 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Stupid fucking radio
... 2 months my truck radio developed an anoying problem that forced me to finally break down and buy a new one. Some kind of stupid fucking short somewhere caused the left rear speaker right next to my head to blast out full volume static and crackling, without notice, just BAM! Scared the hell out ...
Post subject: I'm surrounded by incompetence  |  Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:02 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: I'm surrounded by incompetence
... 10 minutes later she types back. "Our records indicate that you have been approved for the rebate" .......Yea, so where is it? I've been waiting 6 months for it......"Let me give you a link, and just type in your phone number and hit go"........Ok.........I ...
Post subject: Jello filled blow-up doll??  |  Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:00 am

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Jello filled blow-up doll??
... and it has what apeers to be a dick. Not to mention the fact that it's one of the stupidest things I'd seen at a bar. I was a little nervous about where this accident waiting to happen might end up, but as long as the Jello stayed "in" it, I'll just try not to think about it. As the night ...
Post subject: I fucking HATE WIND!!  |  Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:51 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: I fucking HATE WIND!!
... is gonna suck or not. I hate wind, you can't lay anything down in fear of it blowing away, it always blows bar-b-que smoke in your face no matter where you stand and it fucks up my hair. Not to mention trying to light a cigerrette, or having to stop and think about which direction to piss in, ...
Post subject: Big fat majority  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:41 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Big fat majority
... what seemed like 5 miles, can't find it, stopped at that stupid map board and studied it until I was half blind and decided to ask somebody where the hell it's at. Oh, they moved downtown to 1st and Spokane street. Fuck. So I was told that this other place by home depot carrys the pants ...
Post subject: Grocery shopping SUCKS!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Grocery shopping SUCKS!
... the next time some kid gets in my way I'm going to run him over. Then I always get handed a list of items that I can never find, then if I do find where the stupid shit is, they're out of it, so now what do I do? I finally wormed my way through all the mess and look for a cashier that doesn't have ...
Post subject: Soggy, mildew, moss, muddy fucking mess !  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:39 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Soggy, mildew, moss, muddy fucking mess !
... out of this waterlogged soggy muddy moss covered having to wear winter clothes in June fucking pathetic part of the country and moving someplace where I can actually enjoy getting drunk while bar-b-queing without freezing my ass off and getting soaked. Anybody know how to cement an entire yard ...
Post subject: Water "saver" toilets are a bunch of bullshit!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:38 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Water "saver" toilets are a bunch of bullshit!
... go into it ) dissappear into the depths of the sewer. How's THAT saving water? For christs sakes man, we live in a fucked up part of the country where it rains 300 days out of the year! Why the fuck should we be concerned about saving water except for the fact that the water department is always ...
Post subject: Laundry 101  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:37 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Laundry 101
... depending upon how much beer is consumed can alter the amount of baffledness. First off, I seem to lose underware and socks over a period of time. Where do they go? My first suspects would be the dogs since underware and socks seem to be a prize possesion of thiers. But they're not in the yard ...
Post subject: Survivor aint got nothing on these two clowns!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Survivor aint got nothing on these two clowns!
... day the entire street became a big slippery fucking mess. So I hid the remainder of what was left in the box and still to this day I don't know where I put it. Fuck. There are many more episodes, some bad, some really bad, some I dare not talk about and some painfully stupid. Being a respectable ...
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