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Post subject: Stupid fucking radio  |  Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:17 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Stupid fucking radio
... without notice, just BAM! Scared the hell out of me, then would sound like a chainsaw trying to cut through a steel beam. Everywhere I went it was non stop bullshit. I'd go through the gaurd gate at my job with this thing blasting away. I'm sure he was asking himself "what the fuck is ...
Post subject: ATM blues  |  Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:17 am

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: ATM blues
... we are unable to process your transaction at this time". That's because too many motherfuckers raped this machine the night before and there was no cash left in it! So I switched over to the next machine. Surprizingly it worked. So I got my cash and raced to work. When I got home I decided ...
Post subject: I'm surrounded by incompetence  |  Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:02 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: I'm surrounded by incompetence
... you a link, and just type in your phone number and hit go"........Ok.........I hit go and it says estimated delivery date 4/22/2012....that was 3 months ago. So I tell Laura M that the date is fucked up. So she says "let me check that for you".....about another 10 minutes go by ...
Post subject: The "not fucked this time' adventure.  |  Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: The "not fucked this time' adventure.
... to purchase his very own vehicle, which I commend him on. Driving that big ass party van made him feel creepy driving past grade schools, so it was time to shit or get off the pot. The game plan was to head to the dealership in Kent first. Nothing. From there we went to Issaqua. Saw one truck ...
Post subject: It's the little things..  |  Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:03 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: It's the little things..
... think about something else, but if it's REALLY annoying, you know it needs to be dealt with eventually. The other day I noticed a tire on the car was a little low. No big deal, I'll just fire up the compressor, add a few pounds of air and finish my beer. As I dig it out from under the bench I ...
Post subject: Jello filled blow-up doll??  |  Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:00 am

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Jello filled blow-up doll??
... and tighten them because they'll just come loose again, so why bother. A few days prior to our show New Years Eve at the Central Pub in Kent it was brought to our attention that one of our buds was filling up a plastic blow-up love doll with Jello, and was bringing it with him to the show for ...
Post subject: I fucking HATE WIND!!  |  Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:51 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: I fucking HATE WIND!!
... overspray all over some douchbags corvette. Or somebody's 40 thousand dollar bucket of bolts Harley. When I used to waterski my biggest enemy was WIND! It's a pain in the ass to try and stay upright in whitecaps. It's bullshit when you have to look at the flag outside to determin if the day ...
Post subject: Big fat majority  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:41 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Big fat majority
... get the hell out, go drink beer. After walking what seemed like 5 miles, can't find it, stopped at that stupid map board and studied it until I was half blind and decided to ask somebody where the hell it's at. Oh, they moved downtown to 1st and Spokane street. Fuck. So I was told that this ...
Post subject: Piss-bucket-be-gone  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Piss-bucket-be-gone
... outside our bandroom, you're probably asking yourselves, "when is somebody gonna clean that fuckin mess up?" Well, that somebody was me of course, and it was no easy task. I got tired of looking at an old rusty shopping cart full of beer cans and rotting food, 3 pissbuckets (one ...
Post subject: Going too fucking slow?  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Going too fucking slow?
... round and play music in front of no audience on a Wednesday night". Fucking awsome! Hey, I have to give my respects to the sound guy, he was cool and knew what he was doing, he had his shit together, but dude, you need an elevator. So we did our set, rocked the best we could working on ...
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