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Post subject: ATM blues  |  Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:17 am

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: ATM blues
... buttons in a frenzy because they can't possibly believe they fucked up. GO INSIDE THE FUCKING BANK IF YOU'RE NOT MAKING A WITHDRAWL!! I don't have time to stand there like an idiot while some idiot fucks around with some mamby pamby full blown complicated transaction that should be taken care of ...
Post subject: I'm surrounded by incompetence  |  Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:02 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: I'm surrounded by incompetence
Is it just me or is the whole world fucked up? Everytime I have to deal with something fucked up I feel like I'm on some kind of game show. "Ok Randall, if you can jump through 15 hoops, survive 20 minutes of being put on hold, listen to 15 minutes ...
Post subject: The "not fucked this time' adventure.  |  Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: The "not fucked this time' adventure.
... purchase his very own vehicle, which I commend him on. Driving that big ass party van made him feel creepy driving past grade schools, so it was time to shit or get off the pot. The game plan was to head to the dealership in Kent first. Nothing. From there we went to Issaqua. Saw one truck in ...
Post subject: Jello filled blow-up doll??  |  Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:00 am

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Jello filled blow-up doll??
... but they all seem to salivate heavily when it comes to finding new ways of fucking shit up. So I'm thinking in the back of my mind about another time when John brought a whole half cooked turkey to a show and watching it get drop kicked accross the dance floor and nearly knocking some poor bitch ...
Post subject: Big fat majority  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:41 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Big fat majority
... carrys the pants I'm looking for, so I walk another mile back to my truck and head on over. Now, remember traffic is fucked no matter what day or time you're going anywhere, and makes you wonder why all these people aren't at work or something. So I go in, head for the painter pants section and ...
Post subject: Piss-bucket-be-gone  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Piss-bucket-be-gone
... off, thus releasing a chemical substance strong enough to kill everything in a two block radius. Needless to say I was a nervous fucking wreck by time I got there. So I arrive at the garbage dump, er, as they prefer to call it "refuse station" Why do they call it a "refuse station" ...
Post subject: Grocery shopping SUCKS!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Grocery shopping SUCKS!
... store. It's one of those things I compare to going to the dentist, you know it has to be done, but you know you're not going to have a good time. First of all, it's a game of bladder control. After sucking down 4 beers, you just know at some point your're going to have to piss. So you have ...
Post subject: Going too fucking slow?  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Going too fucking slow?
... So I pull over and he comes to my door asking if I knew why he pulled me over. Fuck no I don't, I just left the stupid place, I haven't even had time to attract any attention yet! He said I was going 30 mph in a 45. And I was swerving a little. For christs sakes man, I'm fucking tired, the van ...
Post subject: Adventures of dumbass jones and company strikes again  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:39 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Adventures of dumbass jones and company strikes again
... last week to go see an Iron Maiden concert, and yes traffic sucked as usual, but we were having a truely epic ride and having a rockin good time. But God Damn it if somebody had to come along and spoil the fun. A cop was sitting off the side of the road and imediately zeroed in on us. "Pull ...
Post subject: Soggy, mildew, moss, muddy fucking mess !  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:39 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Soggy, mildew, moss, muddy fucking mess !
... moss infected soaked in mud fucking hell hole. I assume they just don't know any better. I am a busy fucking person, and I don't have a lot of time to "spend the day in my fucking yard" like most of my neighbors. I have to grab the chance to mow my grass when I can "grab the ...
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