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Post subject: Stupid fucking radio  |  Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:17 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Stupid fucking radio
... "what the fuck is this asshole listening to?" The fast food drive-through was even worse than ever, I already can't understand what they're asking me let alone having all this static blasting in my ear. It's fucking bullshit to no end. You're asking "why the fuck don't you just ...
Post subject: ATM blues  |  Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:17 am

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: ATM blues
... is a cash machine. You come here to take out cash". It's a convienient service 24 hours a day. But too many dirty motherfuckers seem to think they can pay all thier bills, balance thier checkbooks, make deposits, transfer money or find out they have no more funds left in thier account so they ...
Post subject: I'm surrounded by incompetence  |  Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:02 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: I'm surrounded by incompetence
... No rebate. 50 bucks is 50 bucks. That's a 18 pack of PBR, a 24 roll pack of toilet paper, a loaf of bread and a pack of smokes. The statement says they have a chat line on the web, and since I hate talking on the phone this seemed like an ideal way to find out what the fucks going on. It's like ...
Post subject: The "not fucked this time' adventure.  |  Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: The "not fucked this time' adventure.
... WHAT?? God damn man, my 1988 only has 200 thousand on it and I drive it everyday. How the fuck can somebody put that many miles on a 2007 unless they're making drug runs accross the border from Mexico? Other than the salesman telling us all about the liner under the hood that melts off if there's ...
Post subject: It's the little things..  |  Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:03 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: It's the little things..
... only to find one piece of the end cap. Hey, no biggie, I'll just stop at the auto parts store and get another one. The next day I stop in knowing they won't have a clue what I'm talking about, but they said all the tire shit is on row 3. All they had was the stem for 8 bucks or the full blown ...
Post subject: Media hype can take a hike  |  Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:17 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Media hype can take a hike
... really have to hand it to the weather experts for creating mayhem for the stupid masses that don't read between the lines. Listen closley to what they say. Scattered rain/snow showers for the lowlands, high temps 38 to 41 degrees. "Some" accumulations "possible" in the convergence ...
Post subject: Jello filled blow-up doll??  |  Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:00 am

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Jello filled blow-up doll??
There's no doubt that musicians have a few stripped screws, it wouldn't do any good to try and tighten them because they'll just come loose again, so why bother. A few days prior to our show New Years Eve at the Central Pub in Kent it was brought to our attention that one of our ...
Post subject: People who suck  |  Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:52 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: People who suck
I have accepted the fact that most people I don't know suck in one way or another. Even some people I do know suck, but at least they know that I don't. A few weeks ago we were in our band room recording some new songs that will be out soon for everybody to get drunk to and rate us on ...
Post subject: Big fat majority  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:41 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Big fat majority
... can't find it, stopped at that stupid map board and studied it until I was half blind and decided to ask somebody where the hell it's at. Oh, they moved downtown to 1st and Spokane street. Fuck. So I was told that this other place by home depot carrys the pants I'm looking for, so I walk another ...
Post subject: Piss-bucket-be-gone  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Piss-bucket-be-gone
... kill everything in a two block radius. Needless to say I was a nervous fucking wreck by time I got there. So I arrive at the garbage dump, er, as they prefer to call it "refuse station" Why do they call it a "refuse station" anyway, they've never refused any of my shit, even ...
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