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Post subject: The "not fucked this time' adventure.  |  Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: The "not fucked this time' adventure.
... REALLY have been used for.........Na, I hope. Don't get me wrong, Latinas' are hot, it just made me wonder what's going on here. So Dustin told them he wants to keep the payments around $200. He said how about $250? No $200. Oh $250? NO! $200! Well just fill this paperwork out and I'll go talk ...
Post subject: Jello filled blow-up doll??  |  Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:00 am

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Jello filled blow-up doll??
There's no doubt that musicians have a few stripped screws, it wouldn't do any good to try and tighten them because they'll just come loose again, so why bother. A few days prior to our show New Years Eve at the Central Pub in Kent it was brought to our attention that one ...
Post subject: People who suck  |  Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:52 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: People who suck
... a hold of. Then there's the lady that went out of her way to stop her car when she saw me walking the dogs up the pipeline and tell me not to let them shit by her fence. She said it's disgusting. Really? If they weren't dragging my ass at 15 miles an hour past her I would have told her the pipeline ...
Post subject: Piss-bucket-be-gone  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Piss-bucket-be-gone
... of course, and it was no easy task. I got tired of looking at an old rusty shopping cart full of beer cans and rotting food, 3 pissbuckets (one of them full), glass bottles, busted sign posts, shattered plastic, an old desk shattered in a million pieces and any other unreckognizable shit that somehow ...
Post subject: Grocery shopping SUCKS!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Grocery shopping SUCKS!
... So I finally get home and it is brought to my attention that the baggie of pepperoni has a hole in it and they're all soggy.....FUCK THAT, FUCK THEM and FUCK IT!
Post subject: Adventures of dumbass jones and company strikes again  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:39 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Adventures of dumbass jones and company strikes again
... road and decided they'll never be able to walk the rest of the way, it was about 6 fucking more miles to the concert, so I pulled off and texted them to meet up with me and we'll get the party started again. Well as I'm standing there this big ass yellow school bus goes by with John hanging out ...
Post subject: This is really fuckin bullshit!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:39 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: This is really fuckin bullshit!
... of hoops to even get a response. After many attempts and pushing many buttons I finally get someone on the line. But guess what now? I can hear them but they can't hear me, so I'm screaming information at them, but since they can't hear me they hung up! FUCK!! So now I'm super pissed. I take ...
Post subject: No doggy land  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:38 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: No doggy land
... This little area of paradise was a dream come true for drunkards that could just "let go" and do things that everybody's mother told them not to do. Breaking empty bottles was a delight, yes it was quite pleasurable. Add an enormous amount of empty beer cans, leftover food scraps, ...
Post subject: Water "saver" toilets are a bunch of bullshit!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:38 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Water "saver" toilets are a bunch of bullshit!
... throw as much bullshit into as you can dream up, and when you hit the lever, stand back or you might get sucked into the abyss. But you can't buy them at Lowes or Home Depot, so you're basically "shit" out of luck. When you buy a 1 gallon flush water saver piece of shit, it should come ...
Post subject: Laundry 101  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:37 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Laundry 101
... out. I hate it when all my T-shirts come out of the dryer inside-out! It's a pain in the ass. So I decided to do an experiment one day and turn them inside-out right from the get go and see if they end up outside out. Nope, they still ended up inside-out. What the fuck is up with that? Then ...
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