It is currently Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:35 am
View unanswered posts  |  View active topics



Search these results: Search found 26 matches • Page 1 of 3 • 1, 2, 3
Search found 26 matches | Search term used: from
Author Message
Post subject: ATM blues  |  Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:17 am

Replies: 0
Views: 59951
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: ATM blues
... mamby pamby full blown complicated transaction that should be taken care of inside the bank. So realizing there's no way to eliminate such morons from society, I hit the machine at 5:00 in the morning when nobody is there. I've never had a problem except the other day. Back to my planning the ...
Post subject: The "not fucked this time' adventure.  |  Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:36 pm

Replies: 0
Views: 63537
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: The "not fucked this time' adventure.
... creepy driving past grade schools, so it was time to shit or get off the pot. The game plan was to head to the dealership in Kent first. Nothing. From there we went to Issaqua. Saw one truck in his price range, piece of junk. Went to some car lot in Lynnwood. Found one. A nice 2007 F-150 4 door. ...
Post subject: It's the little things..  |  Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:03 pm

Replies: 0
Views: 47264
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: It's the little things..
... a tire on the car was a little low. No big deal, I'll just fire up the compressor, add a few pounds of air and finish my beer. As I dig it out from under the bench I noticed the air nozzle is missing. Shit. So I look through my mess. Can't find it. I remember Dustin probably took it off to ...
Post subject: Re: Jello filled blow-up doll??  |  Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:14 pm

Replies: 1
Views: 59759
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Jello filled blow-up doll??
You know, if you boiled some water and poured it over it, it would have come right off... Jello dissolves in hot water. Almost-freezing water from the garden hose would just make it set harder...
Post subject: Media hype can take a hike  |  Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:17 pm

Replies: 0
Views: 47993
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Media hype can take a hike
... snow in the mountains. Rain/ snow showers turning to rain by Thursday. Rain/snow mix by tomorrow night. Trace to 1 inch "possible" away from the water. Scattered showers will be hit and miss. Some lawns may turn white, some may not. Ok, the way I read it is.......ratings must be low ...
Post subject: Jello filled blow-up doll??  |  Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:00 am

Replies: 1
Views: 59759
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Jello filled blow-up doll??
... blow up doll filled with Jello do? So we get to the show, set everything up, and now it's time to drink some beer, as usual. Upon coming back from the bar with a pitcher, I notice this "thing" laying on the table. It's pink, it's plastic and it has what apeers to be a dick. Not to ...
Post subject: People who suck  |  Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:52 pm

Replies: 0
Views: 62675
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: People who suck
... us up for all kinds of bullshit advertisements that get sent to my mailbox. I took 3 giant boxes full of crap to the dump full of everything from Temperpedic foam samples to tubes of anal lube, which the dogs managed to get a hold of. Then there's the lady that went out of her way to stop ...
Post subject: Big fat majority  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:41 pm

Replies: 0
Views: 58997
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Big fat majority
... saw nobody. Ok, I know I've been through a lot, but I don't hear voices in my head like somebody I know. Then all of a sudden this lady jumps up from behind the counter, "can I help you?" she says. I'm thinking in the back of my mind, "I wonder what she's doing down there, hmmmmm, ...
Post subject: Piss-bucket-be-gone  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

Replies: 0
Views: 41589
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Piss-bucket-be-gone
... sign posts, shattered plastic, an old desk shattered in a million pieces and any other unreckognizable shit that somehow migrated to my yard from all corners of the world. At first I wondered if I could get it all in my truck, and not being a creative organizer, I just started cramming it ...
Post subject: Going too fucking slow?  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

Replies: 0
Views: 37910
Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Going too fucking slow?
... The very next night after the Iron Maiden party we were booked to do a show at the cedarwood dome. I would have to say we were a little burned out from last nights concert, working on a few hours sleep and having to go to work that day. But all is good, it aint fucking raining for once, we've had ...
Sort by:  
Search found 26 matches • Page 1 of 3 • 1, 2, 3
Jump to:  
cron

Delete all board cookies | The team | All times are UTC - 8 hours [ DST ]

Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group
Bitches template created by Dustin Baccetti