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Post subject: Stupid fucking radio  |  Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:17 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Stupid fucking radio
So I know after reading this you will all be asking the question "Is this guy an idiot?" I would like to think not, but just remember, the world is full of idiots and the odds are pretty good that I could be one. Guess ...
Post subject: ATM blues  |  Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:17 am

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: ATM blues
... you're me. It all starts the night before. Yes there is a certain amount of planning for this event. I prefer to not hit the stupid thing in the afternoon because there is always a line of people making major complicated transactions that take forever. I'm like "C'mon you fucking morons, ...
Post subject: I'm surrounded by incompetence  |  Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:02 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: I'm surrounded by incompetence
... yell into the phone...."I want to talk to a representative damn it!" Then I hear, "one moment while we transfer your call". After about 2 minutes of silence I hear a bunch of noise and some idiot comes on and says "To whom am I speaking, and how can I help you today?" ...
Post subject: The "not fucked this time' adventure.  |  Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: The "not fucked this time' adventure.
... looked like it had been driven off road with all the scrape marks from front to back, had big ugly tires on it and the gas cap cover was broke. After pointing all this out to him he says, "we'll put stock wheels and tires on it for you and those scratches will buff out just fine, here's ...
Post subject: It's the little things..  |  Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:03 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: It's the little things..
... hardware store looking for this annoying little piece of brass air fitting and the lady says "can I help you?" Yea, I need one of these. After I told her what it was she laughed and said "good luck finding one". What kind of customer service is that for cryin out loud? She said ...
Post subject: Jello filled blow-up doll??  |  Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:00 am

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Jello filled blow-up doll??
... we played our set and I considered it a sucksess because I only had one blue screen error. I've gotten pretty good at covering them up though. After you do anything enough times you eventually get good at it. So we break our shit down and pack it all out to the van. Now it's time to kick back ...
Post subject: People who suck  |  Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:52 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: People who suck
... like armagedon is about to take place. My neighbor goes off on us for writing ASSHOLE on the Chinese peoples' garage door accross the street. After telling him that the first people I would suspect is us, it wasn't us! Just because a lot of shit that happens around here might be connected ...
Post subject: Big fat majority  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:41 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Big fat majority
... Whistle Stop, for all my work clothing, at the dreaded Southcenter mall. No big deal, go in, purchase the pants, get the hell out, go drink beer. After walking what seemed like 5 miles, can't find it, stopped at that stupid map board and studied it until I was half blind and decided to ask somebody ...
Post subject: Grocery shopping SUCKS!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Grocery shopping SUCKS!
... going to the dentist, you know it has to be done, but you know you're not going to have a good time. First of all, it's a game of bladder control. After sucking down 4 beers, you just know at some point your're going to have to piss. So you have to decide if you can race to the store, do your shopping ...
Post subject: Going too fucking slow?  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Going too fucking slow?
Here's another stupid experience. The very next night after the Iron Maiden party we were booked to do a show at the cedarwood dome. I would have to say we were a little burned out from last nights concert, working on a few hours sleep and having to ...
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