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Post subject: Stupid fucking radio  |  Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:17 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Stupid fucking radio
... DOESN'T WORK!! THAT'S WHY, DUMBASS! I just couldn't stand it anymore so I headed to Car Toys to find a new radio. After reading all the reviews about this place I was a little reluctant to go there. Ever read the reviews on Car Toys? There are some very unhappy people out there, but knowing ...
Post subject: I'm surrounded by incompetence  |  Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:02 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: I'm surrounded by incompetence
... what can I help you with?" So I type in my problem and she responds I'm sorry to hear your delema, let me retrieve your information...........About 10 minutes later she types back. "Our records indicate that you have been approved for the rebate" .......Yea, so where is it? I've ...
Post subject: The "not fucked this time' adventure.  |  Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: The "not fucked this time' adventure.
... can somebody put that many miles on a 2007 unless they're making drug runs accross the border from Mexico? Other than the salesman telling us all about the liner under the hood that melts off if there's an engine fire, it was a nice truck. So we decided to go start the paperwork to see what kind ...
Post subject: It's the little things..  |  Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:03 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: It's the little things..
I'm sure everybody knows how the little annoying things in life can be easily forgotten if you just grab a beer or six and think about something else, but if it's REALLY annoying, you know it needs to be dealt with eventually. The other day I noticed a tire on the car was a little low. ...
Post subject: Jello filled blow-up doll??  |  Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:00 am

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Jello filled blow-up doll??
... and was bringing it with him to the show for a little added entertainment. What? Keep in mind he's a bass player and I don't know what it is about bass players but they all seem to salivate heavily when it comes to finding new ways of fucking shit up. So I'm thinking in the back of my mind ...
Post subject: People who suck  |  Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:52 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: People who suck
... new songs that will be out soon for everybody to get drunk to and rate us on the suckometer, when we hear our doorbell ringing like armagedon is about to take place. My neighbor goes off on us for writing ASSHOLE on the Chinese peoples' garage door accross the street. After telling him that the ...
Post subject: I fucking HATE WIND!!  |  Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:51 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: I fucking HATE WIND!!
... And then try to put it back with that fucking wind blowing it all over the place? It's a constant battle all fucking day. Then I have to worry about overspray all over some douchbags corvette. Or somebody's 40 thousand dollar bucket of bolts Harley. When I used to waterski my biggest enemy ...
Post subject: Going too fucking slow?  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Going too fucking slow?
... cool and knew what he was doing, he had his shit together, but dude, you need an elevator. So we did our set, rocked the best we could working on about 25% energy level, packed all our shit back down those stairs from hell and took off for home. About a half mile down the road Dustin says, "hey, ...
Post subject: Adventures of dumbass jones and company strikes again  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:39 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Adventures of dumbass jones and company strikes again
... and indecent exposure and how being a sex offender is a felony. NO SHIT. Well like John said, everybody has an ass so why all the trouble about it? As our punishment for the aledged crime, the cop made everybody that can't strap in with a seatbelt get out and walk. So they start walking ...
Post subject: Soggy, mildew, moss, muddy fucking mess !  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:39 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Soggy, mildew, moss, muddy fucking mess !
... leak. I finally stopped it and went back to bed, jesus christ man, does this shit ever stop? Fuck this weather! Anybody that lives here and brags about how much they like the rain can pack wet grass up their hineys, the day I retire I'm gettin the hell out of this waterlogged soggy muddy moss ...
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